Furries

from Bored Games by Passion Party

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(V1)
Tonight I’m working late
I’ve got so much to finish up
Before I can incubate
I’m stuck...

Inter-web surfing
Bettin’ on beginner’s luck...
Disturbed when
I can't settle on
A furry kitten
Or a little pug

I plan to be
A winner cause
Tonight’s a contest
Between the fair-feathered friends
And the scaly Loch-Ness

I'm up against the hairy strands
Of that sloth in socks
It’s gonna be a fairy-tale land
Once I approach the spot

The next shop ships quicker
Than your Amazon
My Google queries
Found the rudest rare beast
Shop around...

Now I got it on
Lock down
And Imma
Rock across town
In a mock gown
Made of goat hair

I acquired ram horns
Having other patrons
Screaming, “No Fair!”

It’s gonna be so rare
But I don’t care
Hoofed feet
Look neat
And I’m SO there,
It's sweet!

(Chorus)
Dressed like a bear
From head to toe
But not like the creatures
From the woodland cove

Walking down the street
I barely touch the ground
I got a spring in my step
Got fur all around

That's right
I know you're looking at me
Six feet tall
With teddy-bear feet

You're looking nice
But not in my league
You'd look better
In a suit of fur
Just like me

Next thing I know
You're walking to me
You grab my paw
Cause it's furry and clean

I can barely see you
With this bear head on
You've got stars in your eyes
So let's get it on...
(End Chorus)

(V2)
On my left, I see a rooster,
On my right, a lion
A combination of both
Would be something worth trying

Perhaps that zebra-cobra
Or that walrus-saurus
That eager beaver
Or that tiger-taurus

The clocking is ticking
I’ve got to decide
Who I'll be raw-dogging
With this barrier of rawhide...

That’s right
I’ve decided on a Satyr
Half man, half goat
Is guaranteed to get me laid later

The bone in my droors
Represents the same saber-
Tooth in my grill
Tonight call me
The game changer

Park rangers
Better beware
Of that keen bear
Stepping up behind me
Like a mean stranger...

Ooh, I guess now I'm the power-bottom
The upper hand I used to have
Is now forgotten

She's opened me up
Like a flower's blossom
Gettin' the party started..
Now that's awesome

(Chorus)
Dressed like a bear
From head to toe
But not like the creatures
From the woodland cove

Walking down the street
I barely touch the ground
I got a spring in my step
Got fur all around

That's right
I know you're looking at me
Six feet tall
With teddy-bear feet

You're looking nice
But not in my league
You'd look better
In a suit of fur
Just like me

Next thing I know
You're walking to me
You grab my paw
Cause it's furry and clean

I can barely see you
With this bear head on
You've got stars in your eyes
So let's get it on...
(End Chorus)

credits

from Bored Games, released September 29, 2015
Written by Tim Stiles
Produced by J. Lee Mezus

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Tim Stiles Seattle, Washington

Tim Stiles is an independent hip-hop artist residing in Seattle, WA--historically known as the lead vocalist/rapper of the satirical hip hop band, Passion Party. Tim is no one trick pony. He’s a clever, crafty wordsmith in his own right with an ability to adapt to just about any concept or genre. ... more

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